Guide to pointers:

when you find a pointer related error, type “&” before the variable. if it still doesn’t work, replace it with a “*”

Jokes aside pointers are not as bad as everyone makes them out to be. 

lesbolution:

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

ha. someone is about to die

ha. someone is about to die

kalassak:

sugguasnest:

kalassak:

lucariwhoa:

ultrafacts:

10 Studying/homework Tips!

More facts on Ultrafacts!

NOTE: THE LAST ONE DOESN’T WORK. I tried to simplify 17/34 which is exactly one half, and with that fake trick it comes out to 1/4.

yeah what even who even thought that one up

who even thought the first one up. if you read the abstract and conclusion of the paper and skim the middle you might as well not read it at all. 

true but if you’re short on time or late or want a brief overview

well that’s what the abstract is for!

besides i thought this was studying tips not brief overview tips

kalassak:

lucariwhoa:

ultrafacts:

10 Studying/homework Tips!

More facts on Ultrafacts!

NOTE: THE LAST ONE DOESN’T WORK. I tried to simplify 17/34 which is exactly one half, and with that fake trick it comes out to 1/4.

yeah what even who even thought that one up

who even thought the first one up. if you read the abstract and conclusion of the paper and skim the middle you might as well not read it at all. 

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

daribenetka:

theosos:

buggy-heichou:

rebornica:

sonlco:

eniqmapopstar:

what

WHAT

WHAT

A… Are you okay, snake

that poor snake

we need the science side of tumblr because it is necessary that I get to know what might have happened to that poor snake

wait for it…

wait for it…

sgt-whip:

International Philosophy Cup: Germany vs. Greece

Heraclitus would trounce Kant any day.

during ww2 the capital of poland was warsee. after ww2 it was warsaw

starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

daribenetka:

blizzard-bells:

dareedseee:

mosoli:

i like writing kanji and i think it’s cool when they get complicated but this

image

has no excuse whatsoever to exist

Final boss

This is a Chinese character for biáng, a type of noodle that’s popular in China. It has 58 fucking strokes.

58 fucking strokes.


So fucking done with Chinese

Not learning it ever evr evr

trillow:

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

america is 2014 years old! happy birthday